piano_lover♥ asked:


not sites with yo momma jokes just some yo momma jokes.
they can be old new from MTV or anywhere, just NO SITES!!!!

Animal Seeking Kindness asked:


You’ve probably seen this question a million times but i want to ask my self. Before you answers you should know that yo Momma called my Momma the deadliest women there is and yo momma has been defeated many times by my Momma. My Momma has defeated gangsta mommas a villain who no one else even yo Momma could not kill. My Momma is always prepared and always has a chunk kryptonite just in case. please do a little research as well before answering. Remember even yo Momma called my Momma the deadliest woman there is.

Maytoi asked:


Here are my yo momma jokes that I have so far.

1. Yo momma is so fat that I can see her blue sweater in the sky.
2. Yo momma so fat, she got her own zip code.
3. Yo momma is so ugly that when she walks in the kitchen the rats start screaming.
4. Yo momma is so fat, that she takes a lot of space on MySpace.
5. Yo momma is so ugly she makes blind children cry
6. Yo momma is so old that she had a pet trilobite.
7. Yo momma is so stupid that she tells yo momma jokes to her own daughter.
8. Yo momma is so fat that she caused the big bang to happen. Then BOOM!! Here is the universe!!

What do you all think? Do you have anymore that you can add to my list????

kooliajulia asked:


what are some really good yo momma joke?
thanks!

Sami P asked:


Okay, lets see if u can come up with some, and out of mine, tell me ur fav lol

1. Your mommas so stupid & fat when a yello school bus rode by she said “Stop that Twinky!”

2. Your mommas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

3. Your mommas so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch

4. Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

5. Your mommas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

6. Your mommas So stupid she sold her car for gas money

7. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

lol these r really gay, maybe u can think of better ones?

ClareCandy(: asked:


YO MAMA SO UGLY she put the Boogie man outta business.
Yo mama’s so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo mama’s so stupid when she went in the store she saw somethinq fer 20bucks that was 50%off she took away 50 from 20 and got zero.
Yo mama’s so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said “Disneyworld Left” so she went home.
Yo momma so mean, she told you your too gay to function.

songbird asked:


My favorite is “Yo momma is so old, one of her pets was on Noah’s arc!”

Wooo hooo! asked:


how many Americans they will enlist into KKK community
if Yo Momma win the general election??

Payton asked:


wanting some good yo momma jokes

Firefoxx asked:


GO!

Yo momma …