Looking for some yo daddy jokes instead?? Here's a couple we found... Yo Daddy so short, he's always being mistaken for a midget.Yo daddy so fat alaska said "I thought we were the biggest state."Yo daddy so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am I riding.Yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.Yo daddy is like a mounds bar -- he's got no nuts.Yo mama is