UConnKid asked:


Mine is “yo momma like a bowling ball, every night she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter”

dominique [: asked:


yo mamas so fat she drives a spandex car

or

yo mamas so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon

or

yo mamas so fat you have to draw a line on her back to tell if shes lying down or standing up

or

yo mamas like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown in an alley, and always comes back for more.

lemme know whatcha think ;]